1. Seen every episode of #StorageWars and watching some again. Come on Barry!!

  2. Damn it Google! I know I won the Nigerian Lottery today. I can just feel it! Let me in. I have 24 hours to send them a check. #gmail #google

  3. Eaten nothing but kimchi,coffee and Whoppers candy. If I laugh too hard at @eddiepepitone at @CarolinesonBway tonight things could get dicey

  4. These American Pickers are such scumbags. I’m convinced the skinny douche is always on cocaine. #tv

  5. Note to self: don’t check the spelling of “diarrhea” on Google and accidentally do an image search.

  6. Caught up on #Hung last night. Wow did Michaela Watkins look amazingly sexy. #tv

  7. DON’T EVER BUY FROM US-MATTRESS. Item could not be delivered and now “restocking and return shipping fees” are half the cost. #wtf

  8. One man's attempt to keep himself entertained by entertaining others with his skewed view of all things.